nothing like spray mount fumes to remind you of your mortality
a best friend sends you inspirational pictures of selena gomez when you’re down
if it feels right it can’t be wrong, right?
if you’re going to get someone’s name tattooed on you, get it in Braille, so if things go bad you can pretend it’s just a bunch of moles
college hint: if you drink vodka you don’t have to floss your teeth
if you delete a sext, then it basically never happened